This druid wrote a song/poem about a lock that didn't get the gloves he/she wanted. I had just finished reading about this OTHER lock(who now must hate me) and somehow got them confused in my mind.
Turns out TJ isn't a gnome.... she's a human... I think... I believe I have unrefutable evidence here. Of course I'm a shaman so what do I know. I mean us shaman... we drink 'special drinks' that let us see elementals and talk to them. AND WE DO WHAT THEY SAY. We're not exactly mages here. Learnin? WARRIORS have more learnin. At least they don't obey things you can only see while drunk.
Yay for slow days at work.