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15 Steps to Seducing Women as an Ant.

Okay so I'm quoting wikipedia which is always scary but with regards to the myrmidons it says: "Their eponymous ancestor was Myrmidon, a king of Phthiotis who was a son of Zeus and "wide-ruling" Eurymedousa , a princess of Phthiotis . She was seduced by him in the form of an ant." "She was seduced by him in the form of an ant." How does this happen? My brother came up with a theory: 1) Zeus and Thor are hanging out in a bar. 2) They both get smashed. Really really smashed. 3) Thor brags that he nailed this princess after killing a dragon or some such. 4) Zeus says "Dood thatsh nothing I've nailed plenty of princeshshesh." 5) Thor tells him he's just making things up and bragging. 6) Zeus says "NO really I have! Tonsh of timesh!" 7) Thor says prove it, and points out Eury's daughter. 8) Zeus says "That would be too eashy" 9) Thor says Zeus is just being a wimp and tells him to put his money where his mouth is

Some-girly-magazine: 3 things I thought of about guilds

A short poll of Orcpeople. Myself: A chance to see raiding one night a week, a guild that is willing to do arena or premade battlegrounds. VERY light on the foul language. Medium-light on the adult conversation. Understanding that Orclette comes first. Herself: A chance to see Kara one to two nights a week and a chatty social guild that doesn't cuss a lot and one that understands that Herself has a kid and other priorities. Dumbself: One night a week raiding + someone to listen to. Youngself: Mostly... someone to talk to. He plays often enough to fit with anyones schedule. Gurgleself: Shiny, banaflavored, chewy, noise making, face banging things. ------------------------------------ The real article Recently Matticus and Tobold both mentioned guilds. And had two -very- different approaches. Matt's approach makes sense from a professional standpoint. If you are sloppy, you are hurting everyone else. Sit out or shape up. I like it for Arena Teams, Pre-Mades, etc. If I'm

Another job .....

It's like having another job, this searching for a guild. Go onto WOW's guild recruitment forums, the realm specific forums .... some look interesting but you have to be Kara ready and be able to raid 4-5 nights a week ..... I guess that's like showing up to work in the right clothes and staying for your full shift but this is my fun thing. But I want to be in a good guild that will eventually let me run Kara once or twice during the week and let me skip a week without going drama on me ..... And I've read what other very wise people have said. Join pugs, get yourself noticed. But nobody looks for a BM hunter that I've noticed. Enh. Shammy has a much better chance of getting picked up by a pug or guild especially since he's willing and able to be a resto shammy ..... so blah blah. Somebody really cool needs to create a horde side character on Drenden, level up to our level (which wouldn't take much effort seeing as how we're like turtles leveling)

blah blah oops

So I've been horrible and this post is majorly late. But I was very busy last night and this morning. Last night I had to save a Russian Informant from certain doom as a member of the SIS, also I was busy helping my new friend Kolgan, Kelgan, Kelgor or something like that kill horrible canabalistic trolls. Two enh shaman dual critting on Windfuries at the same time is a wonderful thing. I haven't had a chance to really play with Shamanistic Rage but I imagine it is also lovely. Too bad though. Once I hit outlands I'm collecting Int/healing/crit/stm gear for battleground healings. I've found that I instinctually think in terms of healing first damage second in PvP as a shaman. Can you get your gear enchanted for shadow resistance? I'm just curious. I wanted to go more into detail into this idea but I don't see having the time this week. So here it goes: A large instance on the roof tops of a city. Lots of narrow pathways. You can't agro the guards in the stre

We're Back!

There's nothing like walking back into your own house after being away. It smells right, looks right, and since you yourself are in charge of the cleaning you know what's clean and what's dirty ..... I always have suspicion in the back of my mind when we stay in hotel rooms. We had an awesome vacation. Saw old friends, remembered why old friends are still current friends and why they are still very awesome, spent lots of time with my family and a bit of time with some of Dammy's (including Orclette's great-grandmother). Did loads of walking, I worked out at the Y with my dad 4/5 days, and we ate tons of food (well, it felt like tons of food). On Friday I ate out for every meal (that wasn't planned-I was getting in some last minute focus time with my brothers and dad) and the dinner was my B-day dinner so I chose Saltgrass Steakhouse-very yummy, but not light on the tummy. Lots of driving. We took a weekend to get down, a weekend to come back up. When we visit da