Two, and three.

Oh bother. It's sideways. Anyway, this is INSANITY. My measurements: 36" chest, 32" waist, 35" hips. Who knew that I was an hourglass shape? I didn't. Weight on Day 1: 130.6 pds. Damm's measurements: 39.5" chest, 37" waist. Different from the secret numbers he posted because I decided it would be better to measure when we weigh ourselves, which happens to be in the morning. Weight on Day 1: 180.4. Interesting side note: if you are female, your measurements are called your vital statistics . And for those of us in the West, our vital statistics should be 36-24-36. That's the ultimate in attraction to men. And our Wasit-to-Hip ratio, our WHR, should be 0.7. You get that by dividing your waist measurement by your hip measurement. Mine is 0.9, which is preferred by men in South America and Africa. You can find all this info at: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_body_shape In my opinion? All this is baloney. To rate oneself on how you appear to men...

40.5 38.5 It makes me laugh to see how close these numbers are to eachother.

Just so you know. If you are googling Ratshag and the armory to find out where in the world his toons are located and you click on the armory link that comes up .... and it asks for your account email and password ... this means it is a BAD SITE BAD SITE . Do not enter your information. The armory does NOT require a password or for you to be logged into your account. Ignore the fact that the two websites look EXACTLY the same. In case you weren't aware(Wulfa wasn't).

This makes 15.

4 years ago today I tried to keep myself from giggling as I walked down the aisle perched on my dad's arm. The church was beautiful, I was serene, and you were handsome in your suit. It was perfect. Since then we've lived in 3 different states and moved 7 times. You've held two retail jobs and one real one. I've transferred to 2 different B&N stores. We've had 2 children and you went away to Basic Training and AIT for 6 months. We've had fights and there have been times I threatened to take the keys, kids, and car and drive to my mom's house. You were welcome to join me as soon as you got your act together. I've never followed through with that threat. I'm sure there have been times you've wanted to do the same thing. It's been quite a ride these last 4 years (there is a play on words in there:). I look forward to the rest of the years that we'll get to share. Based on these past 4 years it'll be exciting. Much love and all those ...

To save bandaids whenever she gets a non-bleeding booboo we draw a bandaid on the booboo. The majority of my 1 page study sheet for Physics II test 3.

The 2nd rat gets the cheese. Ran out of room for the barrel. I wish I had finished this one This one should be viewed sideways

So this isn't mine but I saw it and love it so I took a picture of it. This is mine. Here is a view of our backyard from our back porch. This is our backporch. You see the orclette putting away her chawk. Here is me trying to be like scott. Our backyard from under the tree looking back at the house. Some more attempts to be scott. Our(mine and orclette)'s art. The tree I mentioned above. Miniorc loves the tree. This is as close and as unblurry as my camera gets at this close. From the far corner looking back at Orclette "dancing with hannah". I love this backyard. It is nice and compact. Has a lot of shade. And has brick walls.

I have all these great thoughts seriously! Like: "why... but hte.. I'm hungry... pizza.. so tired.. droool... eyes.. failing me" Yeah so I'm super mentally literate right now. So you get a post! Just to weigh in on the unending crazy huge gossip circle about the horsie that happened this weekend(I'm sure this is dead horse material by now but still). I've always held that there is no "right or wrong" pricing options for anything that isn't considered a basic human need. If blizzard decided today to offer a new superclass that did 5% more damage/healing/threat than any other class and charged $30 more a month for it? I'd still be playing WoW. I wouldn't even consider this a horribly unfair thing. Because thats how everything else in life works that I've seen. Exclusive access or extra perks or better service... costs more money. Alternatively if Blizz sold xp or gold or gear... you know I'd be fine with buying it if it let me g...

Wow. So the last time I posted was six days ago. The time before that? 6 more days. Sorry all. I am an extremely distractable person. I flutter from topic to topic and subject to subject. If/when my life isn't planned and organized and predictable then I find it impossible to get things done. So when we moved and then right after the move our Orclette contracted strep... my ability to get my homework done was destroyed. So to keep it happening I had to sacrifice the blog and most of my gaming. Then I followed that up by the next week getting a lovely part time job.... which while a very relaxed 1.5-2 hours a night still eats up my free time that I had. And in two weeks we have finals. :P So let me tell you a few quick updates and then get back to playing with the mini-orc. There is this book . I love this book . The author is one of my favorite authors. But this book it makes me cry. Not allegorical tears at the book. Actual tears. When I read it... the entire chain o...

Later the same day, another conversation took place, this time 'twixt me and the LittleMan. LittleMan: "Raaaaarrrrrgh!" Me, the Wulfa: "Raaaaarrrrrgh!" LittleMan: "Raarrgh!" Me: "Raarrgh!" LittleMan: "Raaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgh!" Me: "Raaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgh!" LittleMan: "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!" Me: "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!" LittleMan: "Raarrgh."

Babydoll/Orclette: "Momma whatcha doin?" Me: "Closing my eyes because I'm tired." Babydoll/Orclette: "No you're not. Drink coffee and you'll feel better." Me, thoughts thunk but not vocalized: "I drink WAY too much coffee."