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She's over there----> Why blame her you say? Well because we were told to: Then she told us about the prairie dog. Before something awful happened to it. Things that amuse Fio squish brains. Be warned. How do you keep up with the woman....she's so awesome so fast. THERE ARE MORE FIOS. Oh and here is me. The bear in the back is named IHB. This stands for "I hate people".....which was my sentiments about 5 seconds after I found out that abandoning CAIP (Charming As In Prince)[my level 12 fully trained orange ravager] to tame a level 11 green ravager wouldnt' work because MWR (Mania was right) . All in all...the night was full of win. Even though I'm being out leveled by Wulfa once again...and this time I'm the hunter and she's the priest. Sigh. Secret awesome moon keyword RNDOMCOWJOKE. If you get it...you'll understand the awesome.

I figured I'd give everyone a view of my thoughts upon joining the Sidhe Devils. BBB is Windshadow. I keep honestly expecting him to sign on as BBB. Its a shock. Cassiean is quiet. I have no clue why this surprised me. It shouldn't have. I had never met the woman. Pox has invaded. Lots of poxers: Ess, Harisan, Dax, Myself, Wulfa, someone else. There are people I don't know in the guild! Honestly you wonder if I ever read what other people write the way I get surprised by things like this. Windshadow is a professions fanatic. Everything I think I'm going to buy... he's all "send me mats I've got one of those". He even has a toon who crafts mounts! Epic flying mounts! For levle 10 noobs! I like guns. I love the steady thunk thunk sound they make. I could play a hunter even if they didn't get the pet just for guns. I'm a chatty person. I talk a lot on guild channel. I love having a guild channel. Leveling solo is so much easier when you can chat...

On War. Beowulfa is 60. I was excited, exhilarated, thrilled with my new mount, loving all the upgrades/new stuff hunters get at 60. I also felt quite a bit poorer. Then, newly armed with my new spells and my lightning-fast mount, I set out to conquer Hellfire Peninsula. And had a horrible realization. I am undergeared . I am under-enchanted. I am under-supplied with food buffs for me and Twilight. I don't have enough potions. In short, I am not prepared. Soooo , Beowulfa will be spending some time back in Azeroth gearing up, possibly getting enchants?! (I have never gotten any because I'm unsure of the procedure and hate looking like a noob or getting ripped off ......), skilling up leatherworking so I can use all the knothide stuff I've been getting. I'm at 292 so it won't take long at all. Does anyone like Hellfire? I. Don't. Like. Hellfire. Peninsula. It feels like you're on a major slope and it messes with my balance. It isn't...

My take: So last night Green(the quiet recluses) set up shop in WC again. We managed a complete clear and several nice drops even with an incompetent tank. Despite misqueues due to lack of communication from the party leader our rogue died once and twice we attacked bosses thinking they were regular druids. Also the tank kept running off before people were regened. The night was chaotic and stressful and many wishes were made for a paladin tank. Raaksi's take(paraphrased as he won't write his own crap): The night owned! We seriously rocked!! I healed everyone! Even bosses! Totem totem! I saved myself at least 3 times with Tremor! The loot was aesome! I was awesome! Our DPS was MAD crazy keen! Did you see abuto solo that guy! and Kitz was death on four meeps or something like that! Blah blah blah I'm so awesome! Listen to me talk about the awesome healing awesome awesome! Everyone had fun! Wulfa's view(From what I heard at breakfast): That was [mindflay]...

So I couldn't click on his poll. But here is me: Keyboard to cast 85% of spells(working on the keybindings for the other 15%). Keyboard to turn(I don't play board/mouse shooters). Mouse almost exclusively to select objects. Targetting is 75% mouse 25% tab. I just really hate using the mouse. If I could write a macro that would instantly 90, 180, and 270 turn me I would. Also I'd write a macro to look up with one button press. Then I'd tab target and keep my hands on home row. Life would be grand.

This! My first thought is absolute bafflement. If you want to give an epic to your human alt from your orc main... do the following: 1) Find out how much said epic costs. 2) Have your human alt list a piece of cloth for this much(or for a lower price that requests a bid). 3) Purchase it for this much using your Orc main. 4) Put your epic up for the 'correct' amount. 5) Have your human buy it with the gold you just gave him. Tada! But if you put up an Epic for an extremely low price you COMPLETELY deserve to have someone else purchase it. Please stop whining stop complaining and SHUT UP! GROWL. In other news.... I found out that someone would rather melt faces and I am now planning to make a spacecow paladin instead of the level 5 hunter I have. Yay for the chance to tank(I'm planning on speed leveling to 70.. in terms of /played... still only playing 10-20 hrs a week). Trying to think of a good name. Also don't fret about Dammerung-Orc-Shaman. He is still gonna be t...

We're in Outlands we're in outlands we're in outlands. I don't think I realized I'd actually make it there. Back when I started playing WOW (2 years ago) 60 seemed like so far away and then they raised it to 70. I'm almost lvl 60. I did decide to go back to Azeroth and finish up a few quests there before committing solely to Outlands, but I completed a few quests-and the rewards! Instant upgrades from what I had before. Just awesome. Although my new crossbow and axe need to be skilled up, which is part of the reason why Beowulfa will be back in Winterspring. It's kinda hard fighting 2-3 lvl 60's when your skill level ain't capped. Other news: Dammy and I have joined BBB's guild, the Sidhe Devils. How is that pronounced? I forgot to ask last night. Is the dh a "th" sound? As in "this"? Dammy is thrilled that he can ponder which character/class/race to roll. He has until tonight to make up his mind =) I'm goi...

So many stars........ Its all very impressive. If I had been the first person through the portal I think I would have stopp ed and said... no no I'm not prepared. First we show up here. Then we stop and take pics while Wulfa squirms with anticipation. I stepped through and was soo zoomed in I could see anything. So I turned around and scrolled up and stared back in wonder. Then when I turned around I saw this fight happening. I thought "cool I'll take a screenshot!" and alt-tabbed to post it here. And when I got back... I had been dead-made. What a way to greet someone.

[Edit btw this is b----- long. You might want to read later if you are timed constrained] I think Frang sounds like a cool name. Pronounced Fray-ng. Like Fang but with an R. Or like Frank with a G. Anyways. BURNOUT Engineering saved Trif. Badgerman rep saved Dammerung. Last week was burnout week. I was tired of shaman. I hated tanking. I just wanted to roll a hunter and mindlessly grind green mobs solo. No more questing no more tanking no more talking. I logged in Trif sighing repeatedly at not being able to reroll a paladin(F.o.T.W.). I started talking with Sal....and suddenly goggles. Yeah... goggles. So I abandoned Skinning, and started leveling my Engineering. Now I'm actually tempted to farm gold to purchase mats with on the days I'm not playing. (Need copper, copper and more copper). As for Dammerung... well I hate questing. I really do. I only quest because ever since about level 35 its been -way- faster than grinding. But I still hate it. I cannot wait until level 7...

It's been awhile. Lots of jumbly thoughts in my head. Our purple sold! The gold put us well over our gold goal for lvl 60. I am happy for Dammy as he made it all possible. I am also awesome, if you want to know. I flipped several items over the weekend for major gold profit. Defias gear picked up at 50 silver and sold for 5 gold. Gear that cost me a gold to buy and for some reason people were willing to buy at 15 to 20 gold (they weren't blues-but I'm not complaining). While I'm waiting for Dammy to get to 58 I'm leveling up cooking. It's at 80 right now, I think. I'm being a good economic orc-wife and farming my own supplies for my cooking forays. Fishing is at 175 and I am slowly-ever so slowly-leveling that up. I do not have the temperament of a fisherman. Um, not much other news in the world of Beowulfa. Let's move on to her avatar. I'm thinking of retiring from my beloved bookstore. I've been with the company for 8 years now....