Two, and three.

So my anniversary present from Dammy was top secret this year. So top secret, in fact, that I didn't get it the day of, nor the day after. And I haven't received the entirety yet. But part one did come yesterday. A HUNTER SHIRT FROM BLIZZARD! It is way cool. I feel like a real hunter now. I also feel just a bit geekish now. And it looks good on me, too. They know how to make shirts. But on to killings. Ess, Sal, Daxe, and meself took on Deadmines last night. And for the first time ever I had voice chat on! I could hear other people through the laptop! Yes, I'm a technological virgin. This is like discovering there are t.v.'s in the world. And poor Daxe-Orclette had some things on her mind and shared them very loudly. He had headsets on. And I probably was talking too loudly. It felt like I should. I mean, they're so far away that I should talk louder, right? :) And I found out that I'm sooo much more reserved when people can hear me. I think I...

So I had this thought: Meep is so awesome. We should start a meep fan club. Meep should run for prez. Ooo and then Pookie could be VP. And Hobbes could be the incumbent. Yeah. Doom is usually right on most things but Tom Brady? heck no... quartbacks just aren't cool. Sides he's always smirking funkily. Poor Doom, he's probably still suffering from almostlosttheplayoffstoascrubteamandhadtopay TJ moneycussheprobablybetagainstme. Short and sweet because Wulfa is supposed to be posting about her awesome night last night(me and orclette slept while she killed things).

Here is my idea of a good Survival talent build: My goals were: 1) The best selection of Debuffs possible. So I'm hoping to bring Expose weakness(25% of my Agi as attackpower upon a crit) and Improved Hunters Mark(HM applies 100% to melee as well), and Aimed Shot(+ranged damage done to target). 2) Crowd control. Longer lasting traps, shorter cooldowns, lesst resist. Oh and Wyvern Sting for a 12 sec sleep. 3) Anything and everything that would increase my critting. As crits get me mana and debufs and damage and awesome. 4) And finally. -Some- Melee. I have this crazy idea that I'll stand about 6yds from a mob and whenever Raptorstrike isn't on cooldown and I'm inbetween autoshots I'll step up and RS hoping for a crit. Then step back and continue my Steadyshot rotation. I think this will actually be a decent source of DPS with Raptor strike having such a huge crit chance. I swapped out Deterance and Counterattack for 2/2 on Imp. FD. Having that extra chance to sh...

SFK was a walk. A happy cheerful walk in the park after lunch. I have decided that "pull" means wander out somewhere whiles your DPS burn down anything that gets close. Shackle is awesome... its like polysheep for undead. Curses are funny. Especially when your rogue gets hit with dagger/sword skill down and huge amounts of shadow damage per second. Abuto is like a curse magnet. Poor little troll. I was hoping that Bearform would make me immune to Argul turning me into a worgen. It didn't. But worgen look so much cooler than bearform. I wish i had a wargenform. Meep is a ninja. Seriously. The little cat was ninja'ing on everything and then blaming it on Kitzen. Kitzen however rocks. She turns all the inventory clogging crappy greens into dust. And then she spreads the dust on our gear... so we can wear the greens anyways! Isn't it awesome. I'm really hoping for some Abuto/Kitzen screenshots as mine are at home and I -almost- never post at home. I r...

At level 24 I get Mana Burn. Yes! -dances around excitedly- I can get my revenge for all those who have mana-tapped me! BTW I'm not yet 24, I'm still 22, but I'm oh-so-eagerly looking forward to that level. Pox played last night and we owned, of course. Don't listen to anything Trif tells you. He's a great tank. Ohohohoh! I have a new toy! Shackle undead! I canz crowdz control! I even got complemented on my superlative use of it. I think we all got a blue? maybe. Kitzen ruled the night with her rolls on stuff, and as our resident enchanter she took all the greens we didn't want and enchanted our feet. Now they won't stop dancing in a merrily little tune. I'll have to speak with her about that. We took pictures, well, I didn't, but everyone else did, of our courageous defeat of the big dude in SFK. Forget his name, but he's been awfully busy. Lot's of his sons running around. And the area around SFK? Full of herbs! I'...

Want to know a secret? It's not a very good one. I wish it was though sometimes.(This last sentence was only written because I thought the first two sounded like Sonny from "I Robot" and I had to write another one using his voice in my head :P) So the secret is that I don't like playing hunter/ mage /warrior/rogue..... because everyone else plays them. Nothing to do with the mechanics(unless we're talking about warrior). I just hate doing "what everyone else is doing". It comes of being an older brother with three younger siblings who always wanted to do -exactly- what I did. I was a retard and resented this. So I rolled a Shaman(who I like mechanics wise) because they are the -least- played class. I mean only 5% of the population plays them....... that's only 500,000 people. I'm so freaking unique. This came crashing into my head yesterday when I saw all the responses to Cass . This secondary thought about how many people -really- play shaman ...

Ha! I went the entire evening without thinking of my Orclette. There has to be some sort of award for that. And we had an oh-so-glamorous celebration of 2 years of marriage: There is this cute little coffee shop in the small town where we live that serves cafe-type food. I thought we'd go there as we didn't have time to eat at the one sit-down restaurant in the town before our movie. Unfortunately, the cute little cafe was closed, and our options were several fast-food places. We chose Braums, and there we had bacon cheeseburgers, fries, and shakes. Five Stars! And then we circled the houses we wanted to look at (we're thinking very hard about buying a house-I'm tired of renting). And then we saw The Forbidden Kingdom. I LOVED it. It's totally worth seeing, in my opinion. And don't worry, I won't ruin the movie by telling you details. I know how some people hate that (I, however, always read the back of the book first). And then we collected ...

Hey! Someone tell Beowulfa that I love her. Whisper to her how amazing she is and how much she has improved my life these last two years. Bring up that I could not be happier that she is Orclette's Momma. Remind her that I'm dazzled by her. Mention to her that her eyes are wonderful and her grin delightful. Thank her for the time she spends with me. Congratulate her on how great she is as a friend. Complement her on her awesome body. Someone tell Beowulfa that I love her, because I will but she is so great that she needs more. Dear Beowulfa thanks for two amazing years!

Apparently I was entirely and completely wrong. To quote: "I wish things were that simple". Silk doesn't apparently come from Bears. It comes from cows. Yeah I know...that rocks your world doesn't it. It absolutely blew mine away. All these years... all these wasted wasted years. After a long period spent researching I found out that the reason for this horrible LIE being spread about bears... a cow druid. That's right... a cow druid(probably grim totem) was mask-err-raiding as a bear... leading to a huge misunderstanding and a very very embarrassed and amorous real bear. This is why kiddies we tell you: Friends don't let friends shift and silk. It goes places you just don't want to go. And in other news: I added the Squeekie and the Punny to my reader list. They rock. DPS don't seem 'useful'. I need to get over this.

In the forests of Ashenvale there is a hidden secret vale. In this vale live the Silk Bears. They are made of silk with cotten candy insides. Since they are not very good at combat so they contribute against the Burning Crusade by donating their fur. This is where silk comes from. In other news..... I have a great many hunters in my life who dislike how I do things :p. I wanted to clarify: Wulfa and uglybrother both play hunters and have very very valid opinions. I'm just teasing them. My technique goes as follows: 1) Sic pet on mob 1. 2) Shoot mob 1 with arcane shot. 3) Hunters mark on mob 2. 4) Arcane shot, concussion shot, auto shot, poison shot etc on mob 2 while it runs at me. 5) Raptor strike and mongoose bite while waiting for arcane shot to refresh. 6) step back 5 yards Arcane shot if the mob is still alive, then repeat step 5. 7) once mob 2 is dead help pet kill mob 1. Sometimes I vary it up and use flame trap(not level 20 yet). Still haven't passed 400 hps at l...