To Whom It May Concern: We are writing to you on behalf of our concern for our football team and financial funding. Both of us agree on the fact that all the money spent on a horrible football team is complete and total nonsense. I sincerely hate to be this blunt, but our football team sucks, we(French_Party_Girl and Dammerung) are from the south and we practically worship the institution of football, and this team is pure blasphemy. And yet, in light of this painful, depressing abuse of our finances and souls we, and we mean institution, continue to strip our academic fund to further defy all sanity and sense. Ah, hell, in for a penny in for a dollar; since we are robbing from academics to pay for the football team, let’s go further and whore academics out on the co...
Two of we, plus three of ours, makes five of us.