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Just a thought .....

Ice cream is like sex. It soothes the frenetic soul. It calms the raging beast. It fills the soul.

Yes. I had ice cream today.

And I am soooooo happy.

Comments

Nibuca said…
Sometimes it give you a headache.. but you still want more next time.
Ratshag said…
On the other hands, ice cream is a dish best served cold-like. Sex, not so much.

But gratz on the ice cream, hun.
Beowulfa said…
@ Ratshag: I had thought of that and couldn't find a way to make it fit. Unless of course you like ice, and here is where I must stop because Dammy will yell "TMI" at me and I have a proclivity for rambling on about subjects that he would prefer I not .....
Beowulfa said…
And something I thought of:

I really was talking about ice cream.

It was from Dairy Queen, in fact. A medium blizzard with cookie dough AND Reese's PB cups .... dangit now I want another one.
Ratshag said…
Mmm, that do sound good. Picks one up fer me to while yer there.

And tell Dammy to hush up. We's all adults here. By all means, continue ;)

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