Rofl.
Seriously... I have this mental picture of an enraged Woman knocking on a kids door with a scrabble board in one hand and a bag of tiles in the other.
The kid opens the door.
Woman: "Hello... are you [stupid-player-name]"
Kid[fearfully]: "Ye..s?"
Woman: "I'm here to teach you to pvp... we're starting with a quick spelling lesson called "You are an idjit. HiiiiiYA!
[TILES FLY FROM HER HANDS PINNING HIM TO THE WALL]
[The scrabble board morphs into a baseball bat shaped board]
[She starts beating him about the head]"REPEAT AFTER ME!! I WILL NOT GRAB THE FLAG! I WILL NOT GRAB THE FLAG!"
The front door slowly drifts shut muffling the yelling.
End scene.
Seriously... I have this mental picture of an enraged Woman knocking on a kids door with a scrabble board in one hand and a bag of tiles in the other.
The kid opens the door.
Woman: "Hello... are you [stupid-player-name]"
Kid[fearfully]: "Ye..s?"
Woman: "I'm here to teach you to pvp... we're starting with a quick spelling lesson called "You are an idjit. HiiiiiYA!
[TILES FLY FROM HER HANDS PINNING HIM TO THE WALL]
[The scrabble board morphs into a baseball bat shaped board]
[She starts beating him about the head]"REPEAT AFTER ME!! I WILL NOT GRAB THE FLAG! I WILL NOT GRAB THE FLAG!"
The front door slowly drifts shut muffling the yelling.
End scene.
Comments
My chess timer (tournament Scrabble games are timed, ya know) could be used as some sort of trinket. Either that or I could use it as a fist weapon and keep the board as my shield.
Also, perhaps the incontinent dog could run out the door just as it closes? :)
*snicker*