Rofl.
Seriously... I have this mental picture of an enraged Woman knocking on a kids door with a scrabble board in one hand and a bag of tiles in the other.
The kid opens the door.
Woman: "Hello... are you [stupid-player-name]"
Kid[fearfully]: "Ye..s?"
Woman: "I'm here to teach you to pvp... we're starting with a quick spelling lesson called "You are an idjit. HiiiiiYA!
[TILES FLY FROM HER HANDS PINNING HIM TO THE WALL]
[The scrabble board morphs into a baseball bat shaped board]
[She starts beating him about the head]"REPEAT AFTER ME!! I WILL NOT GRAB THE FLAG! I WILL NOT GRAB THE FLAG!"
The front door slowly drifts shut muffling the yelling.
End scene.
3 comments:
Haaaa!
My chess timer (tournament Scrabble games are timed, ya know) could be used as some sort of trinket. Either that or I could use it as a fist weapon and keep the board as my shield.
Also, perhaps the incontinent dog could run out the door just as it closes? :)
*snicker*
That was Gold!
oh my....ya made me snort...at work...well done. :-)
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