Seriously... I have this mental picture of an enraged Woman knocking on a kids door with a scrabble board in one hand and a bag of tiles in the other.
The kid opens the door.
Woman: "Hello... are you [stupid-player-name]"
Woman: "I'm here to teach you to pvp... we're starting with a quick spelling lesson called "You are an idjit. HiiiiiYA!
[TILES FLY FROM HER HANDS PINNING HIM TO THE WALL]
[The scrabble board morphs into a baseball bat shaped board]
[She starts beating him about the head]"REPEAT AFTER ME!! I WILL NOT GRAB THE FLAG! I WILL NOT GRAB THE FLAG!"
The front door slowly drifts shut muffling the yelling.