Selflink isn't the same thing as selfless

I often read this guy. But he hasn't updated since friday morning which frusterates me.

PVP:
I like playing on a PVP server most of the time, the extra danger of suddenly dying without knowing why because a level 8000million long-eared freak druid cat thing [insert catdruid attackskill]'s you in Stonetalon right after you kill your last spider for a quest is fun sorta you know?

BUT!:
Dear Alliance,

I know that the only thing you live for is killing babies and murdering old ladies and enslaving people. However, everytime you invade the Barrens en-mass and attack Camp Taurojo and Crossroads and the Gold Road and the Rampart and Ratchet -at- the same time. You lag death me. Lag death means I have to sign off and you don't get to kill me? Does that sound fun? Noooooo.

So how bout you only mass attack zones I'm not in. And you send your evil catdruid things to attack me BYTHEMSELVES in the zones I'm in.

K?
Thanks!
Bye!

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Now the one cool thing about their mass attack on Friday night before it lagged me to the point where I had to wait a full minute for my instant cast spells to go off was:

Imagine for a moment the sound of water lapping up against a pier.
Now imagine the small *plop* as a hook and bobber is tossed out into the water.
*lapp* *plop*
*lapp* *plop*
On and on and on. Now lets back out just a few feet farther:
*lapp* *plop* [mindless screaming][flames crackling][weapons clashing]

Yeah thats right. In ratchet I'm not auto flagged. So I can chose if I'm going to participate in the stupid mindless wars that the humans endlessly force upon us. So I was fishing on the night that Ratchet died. The goblins were being slaughtered behind me and spells were landing all around me. And I was fishing on the night that the Barrens died.
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Ghost wolf.

Say it with me GHOSTWOLF.

I love ghost wolf. I love it I love it I love it. I love the dance I love the speed I love it.

What/who I don't love is Brine. She is hard to find and I hate her/him/it.

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Not sure if I will get around to upadating the sigs today but here's our new levels:
Dammerung 20
Beowulfa 22

I've requested she let me catch up but I may have to wait until level 70 for that.

Well thats all... I'm catching orclette agro again and my squishes will die(to beowulfa) if I don't hurry up and tank it.

The Cat is Out of the Bag

I wonder where that expression comes from? There is this fabulous book that can tell you, only I forgot the name of it. Next time I come across it I think I'm going to have to buy it. Anyway. I was going to wait. A long time. Maybe forever. I don't like people coming up and hugging me, smiling and saying congratulations, or asking me questions. But Damm was talking to his recruiter about insurance. And he mentioned something that he should've told the recruiter was non-repeatable, because 5 minutes later the recruiter told Damm's mother (I have no earthly idea why he's talking to her-I keep forgetting to ask). After that I had to tell my mother. We haven't told any extended family members because there are quite a few here celebrating Damm's mother's graduation and that would be the worst form of torture I can imagine. So yeah, I'm knocked up again :P And this time I'm getting the t-shirt. "It" is due August 11. I have not been to a doc...

So I won't forget ..

"I'm a little hunter short and cute. Here is my bow, Here is my boot. When I get all worked up then I shoot!" And I can't come up with the last line. Needs to rhyme with the little teacup song.

A tanking guide.

Here is the situation: Your guild has been busy all day long while your at work. You finally get home and log in and are informed that the GM(and main tank) is about to leave and you are now assigned tanking duty. You start to panic. You don't know what to do. And agro is already spiralling out of control. Ever been in that situation? I have. So I decided I would write a guide for this very situation. Step 1) Are the appropraite debuffs up? Step 2) Do you have the tools? Step 3) Are you practicing the fundamentals? Step 4) Are you prepared for the long haul? And Step 5) How to finish with a resounding silence. Are the appropriate debuffs up? You absolutely MUST have these debuffs up to start and you need to keep them up. There are only two of them and here they are in the order of priority: a) Clean Diaper. If Orclette's Diaper isn't clean you won't be able to contain the agro. I don't care how good your other fundamentals are. This is a MUST HAVE and should be chec...

Two, and three.

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