(Orclette. Or Elflette since we are now Alliance): "Mama I need salad."
(Me): "I don't think you'll eat it so I'm not going to give you any."
(After a moment's thought by me): "You know what? I'll give you vegetables. Since you're actually asking for them."
And of course she eats it.
I'm having guilt thoughts that I almost deprived my child of nutrients.
It's hard being a mother.