Friday, May 9, 2008

This one's for the Orc Wife

You can make me sob when you fail to pull the mob
You can whine for water all the time
Or you can tell your friends just what a fool I've been
And laugh and joke about this spec of mine

You can tell my guild that I'm a ninja still
You can tell my tank to let me die
Or you can tell my priest to always heal me least
I won't tell them that you always lie

But don't break my sheep, my achy breaky sheep
You just can't take that agro now
And if you break my sheep, my achy breaky sheep
The raid will wipe and kill this man
Ooo

You can take my kills and judge me with your seals
Or you can tell your pet to go and gore my leg
Or tell your warlock Biff, to fear me off a cliff
He never really liked me anyway

Oh break a trap or two, I won't tell the hunter who
Shackle isn't worthwhile anyways.
You can DPS mobs right and left
ignoring threat and driving us insane.

But don't break my sheep, my achy breaky sheep
You just can't take that agro now
And if you break my sheep, my achy breaky sheep
The raid will wipe and kill this man
Ooo

But don't break my sheep, my achy breaky sheep
You just can't take that agro now
And if you break my sheep, my achy breaky sheep
The raid will wipe and kill this man
Ooo
Curtesy of Billy Ray Magus.

8 comments:

Nasirah said...

Billy Ray Magus, huh? Got any Miley Magus tunes for us? :)

Dammerung said...

Hah. No.

This one comes because the OrcWife suddenly shocked us all by saying "I -like- Achey Breaky Heart".


We sat in stunned silence for a long time before starting the ribbing.

Michael TLH said...

That's AWESOME.
~ Doodle

Softi said...

Teehee :) I lol'd

klaki said...

O.o

I will not comment for I will say something that I will regret. :)

Beowulfa said...

I don't like like achy breaky heart. I think it's funny, I laugh at it, thus I have good associations with the song.

Noobiewan said...

It took a little while to dawn on me what song this originally was. I'm not a fan of the song but After putting these lyrics in. I still hate the song but the lyrics here were class :P
Ps Thanks for the great welcome to WoWBlogging

Kestrel said...

So I'm behind on my reading. So sue me. But I just had to comment and say I loved the lyrics to a song (and singer) I simply can't stand.

All WIN, buddy. :)