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Cadences

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Yeah I likes them.

I was entertaining the Orclette this morning and this was what I came up with:

I tried to join the Navy
But they said they do not swim
I tried to join the Air Force
But they said I was too thin
I tried to join the Mar-ines
But they said I was to smart
Now I'm in the AR-MY
Learning how to march

The Army takes my breakfast
gives me stuff called chow
The army took my girl-friend
I've got a battle buddy now
The army took my ca-ar
and gave me these two boots.
The army took my learnin
and taught me how to shoot.

I tried to be a lawyer
but the clients wouldn't pay
I tried to be a doctor
but the patients wouldn't stay
I tried to join the Coast Guard
but they didn't have a plan
Now I'm in the AR-MY
Learning how to stand.



Seriously.... there should be more of these cadences in life. I'd love to hum/quietly chant one while coding, or raiding... or cleaning house....

Wulfa has a fairly serious difference of opinion with me on the subject though. :(

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Anonymous said…
Please, for the love of all that is holy, please admit that you are joking about liking cadence. Seriously...
February 15, 2009 at 9:29:00 AM MST
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