My daughter has been a goldmine of sayings lately. I don't know if anyone else would find what she says hilarious, but in case you do here goes:
"Momma, there's a sparking pot right there!" (translation: parking spot)
"Momma, a bus has to do what it has to do." (I don't know what a bus needs to do, but apparently she does)
In addition to saying the funniest things, she has learned how to bargain:
"Momma, how about we watch Diego and then Gilmore Girls. Is that a good plan?"
"It's ok momma it's ok. I'll fix it." (Anytime I express frustration)
She also lectures her brother, in fine imitation of myself. That's a bit spooky. She has also taken over washing my car.
Isn't she awesome?