So there are a lot of phrases I've heard or read over the years that just thrilled me in how they were delivered.
But as Schlock Mercenary has just delivered a new one I figured I'd point out two of my favorite ones of his:
"Crazy, Jilted, Angry, Witch Warship"
"She is Mistress Para Ventura, Our Lady of Chrome."
I've enjoyed Schlock Mercenary daily since about 2001 when I first stumbled across it. Its one of my favorite comics and worth reading all the way through despite the horrendous art at the beginning just because you can see where he started from and how incredible the improvements have been. Also his story lines have always been good.
Some other favorite scenes: