Two, and three.

Aww we've been snarky and sarcastic a lot recently here at the OrcHouse. But thats the OLD horde. We're deffinitly new Hordies. Thrall hates sarcasm and Saurfang will split your head nicely with his axe if yer snarky. SO: Dear TJ and un-named Hunter(you know who you are), we're really sorry. Honest! Well I am. Wulfa's a bit... shadey... never know when she'll go all felrage on you. And now to my next most interesting thing: Someone recently used "Bad-Bottom" in a comment I read(past tense) on a blog I read(present). Seriously? BAD-BOTTOM. As in wow did you see that Orc one-shot 'nyxia and solo Arthas? He's so BAD-BOTTOM. Now I'm not one for colorful language...but BAD-BOTTOM is just ....hillarious... I've got this picture of Chuck Norris or Vin Diesel(sp?) as a baby running around in a diaper and a red wagon being all BAD-BOTTOM. I'm gonna have to use this more often: Dammy: " TJ too bad you just aren't a very BAD-BOTTOM blogg...

I don't -hate- videos and flicker and u-toob or things like that. Its just they look odd to me. To prove this I wanted to post a few videos of my own: Here we've got a short clip of the Orclette dancing. She's so freakin cute when she dances. She does this half squat and then keeps trying to lift her leg up and tap her foot but has to emergancy readjust for balance. And as you can see she's grinnin like a banshee the whole time. And here are a few pictures of our Wedding and of the cabin we stayed at for the honeymoon. I LOVE the view in picture three. Its just awesome. And here we have a GREAT Julie whatsits video that TJ has never seen and its got this song...this AMAZING song that...well just listen. Wasn't that amazing? Heck yeah it was. See I don't hate those things you guys post. I just wish I could see them as well :p

I had fun last night. Played for about 2 hours, chatting with guildies, killing stuffz. Most of the time I had a grin on my face-my guildies are funny. And I was having fun teasing as the opportunity came up. It occurred to me that I might have gone a wee bit too far. So, I'm going to apologize. To a Certain Hunter: It is not your fault your RL avatar named you after an ungraceful minivan. It would've been much cooler to be named after a BMW. But it is what it is. I know that you were kept cooped up for a while, and that's probably why you got soo excited to be playing and pulled before the tank. But you've been out of the inn for a while now. Time to start settling down. And I know you're a bit concerned about gear. Worry not. Keep this is mind, I know you may not have heard it before: "It is not your gear that makes you a good hunter. It is the skill with which you play your class that determines the hunter." And your trapping? I saw no problems with it,...

I am sure you have days when you just don't care what you wear. So you put on your usual garb-for me it's a cami , black, and jeans. Since the cami really isn't appropriate all by itself-for me it's because having the Orclette made certain measurements increase and cami's tend to show off that area-you throw on an old button-up shirt. And then you look in the mirror, decide it makes you look fat, and you tie the ends to reduce the billowiness . A rather ho-hum outfit, in my opinion, but then you woke up that day not caring. And you go to have lunch with your hubby. You open the cafeteria door and suddenly all male eyes are drawn to you. You surreptitiously make sure the cami is pulled all the way up. You mentally try to reconstruct what you looked like in the mirror-did you miss something funny? Failing to see what they're staring at, you wait for hubby. You ask him if he likes what you're wearing. He pauses, takes a moment to notice, and his eyes light u...