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On Monsters

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"there are no monsters here[in the living room]"
"did you send the monsters away?"
"yes they needed to take a nap"
"why?"
"because monsters need naps sometimes too"
"They are taking naps with dirty blankets."
"Because monsters are dirty and they nap with dirty blankets."
"and momma dirty monster mommas ....momma dirty monster mommas who are bad did you take them back to their houses with the baby monsters?"
"yes because when baby monsters nap momma monsters have to nap too"
"oh... okay."
"they nap with dirty blankets too"

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I'm in bold. She's the regular font. And now you know. And knowing is half the battle....

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scott said…
If the monsters had cleaner blankets, they might be friendlier.
March 30, 2010 at 9:16:00 AM MDT
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