Two, and three.

Oh bother. It's sideways. Anyway, this is INSANITY. My measurements: 36" chest, 32" waist, 35" hips. Who knew that I was an hourglass shape? I didn't. Weight on Day 1: 130.6 pds. Damm's measurements: 39.5" chest, 37" waist. Different from the secret numbers he posted because I decided it would be better to measure when we weigh ourselves, which happens to be in the morning. Weight on Day 1: 180.4. Interesting side note: if you are female, your measurements are called your vital statistics . And for those of us in the West, our vital statistics should be 36-24-36. That's the ultimate in attraction to men. And our Wasit-to-Hip ratio, our WHR, should be 0.7. You get that by dividing your waist measurement by your hip measurement. Mine is 0.9, which is preferred by men in South America and Africa. You can find all this info at: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_body_shape In my opinion? All this is baloney. To rate oneself on how you appear to men...

40.5 38.5 It makes me laugh to see how close these numbers are to eachother.

Just so you know. If you are googling Ratshag and the armory to find out where in the world his toons are located and you click on the armory link that comes up .... and it asks for your account email and password ... this means it is a BAD SITE BAD SITE . Do not enter your information. The armory does NOT require a password or for you to be logged into your account. Ignore the fact that the two websites look EXACTLY the same. In case you weren't aware(Wulfa wasn't).

This makes 15.

4 years ago today I tried to keep myself from giggling as I walked down the aisle perched on my dad's arm. The church was beautiful, I was serene, and you were handsome in your suit. It was perfect. Since then we've lived in 3 different states and moved 7 times. You've held two retail jobs and one real one. I've transferred to 2 different B&N stores. We've had 2 children and you went away to Basic Training and AIT for 6 months. We've had fights and there have been times I threatened to take the keys, kids, and car and drive to my mom's house. You were welcome to join me as soon as you got your act together. I've never followed through with that threat. I'm sure there have been times you've wanted to do the same thing. It's been quite a ride these last 4 years (there is a play on words in there:). I look forward to the rest of the years that we'll get to share. Based on these past 4 years it'll be exciting. Much love and all those ...

To save bandaids whenever she gets a non-bleeding booboo we draw a bandaid on the booboo. The majority of my 1 page study sheet for Physics II test 3.

The 2nd rat gets the cheese. Ran out of room for the barrel. I wish I had finished this one This one should be viewed sideways