tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8815887911092676043.post716748897962880800..comments2023-09-03T02:30:01.973-06:00Comments on Two, and three.: I was not prepared.Dammerunghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02314741182179848942noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8815887911092676043.post-20133620412767959392011-03-16T21:18:51.819-06:002011-03-16T21:18:51.819-06:00I've always thought it would be far more effec...I've always thought it would be far more effective to have a whole bunch of wires and explosives laid out on the table and explain: "Yeah, I'm an Army Combat Engineer.... I make bombs out of improvised devices for a living. Why bother with guns when you can take out a city block to get the scumbag you are after?"<br /><br />Or something like that. I've got about ten years to perfect the delivery.Dammerunghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02314741182179848942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8815887911092676043.post-168279849407085642011-03-16T20:56:58.793-06:002011-03-16T20:56:58.793-06:00A nunnery sounds good right about now (joking, not...A nunnery sounds good right about now (joking, not really serious:). And yeah, my whole gun idea would backfire it the dude actually liked guns. I like what Bill Engvall said. And we don't have cable, and I'm thinking we will never need to get it again. Too many bad influences.Beowulfahttp://twoandahalforcs.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8815887911092676043.post-80270391070928824972011-03-16T11:10:11.582-06:002011-03-16T11:10:11.582-06:00And it starts.... I have a little cousin who I hav...And it starts.... I have a little cousin who I have been around since she was 4. She started so innocent, but now (she's 13) she is the image of everything I would worry about if I had a daughter. Listening to nasty music. Worried more about how she looks and what she has than anything else. Defiant to a point that if she was my daughter, I might call CPS on me. lol.... anyway. Children are growing up with all these new influences around them. Television has gotten worse. Shows now may be nice and humble like Dora, but wait 5 years when they want to watch MTV Jersey Shore type shows. The internet is bad influences on demand. I can't tell you how many times I've heard "Did you see that video on YouTube where..." followed by something very inappropriate for a child. I don't have kids of my own, but when I'm blessed with one, I'll be scared the whole time.klakinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8815887911092676043.post-65778907373285939492011-03-16T05:52:59.529-06:002011-03-16T05:52:59.529-06:00See, but that's where you channel Bill Engvall...See, but that's where you channel Bill Engvall. He had a great bit that went something like, "See that girl over there? She's my only little girl, man. So before you get any ideas about holding hands or hugging or kissing, keep one thing in mind. I've got not problems going BACK to prison."Patrickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14029302674220969597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8815887911092676043.post-88309085712977881112011-03-16T01:10:34.644-06:002011-03-16T01:10:34.644-06:00My mother tried that. I foiled her, though - my fi...My mother tried that. I foiled her, though - my first boyfriend was a gun nut.Maniahttp://www.wow-petopia.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8815887911092676043.post-88020431607892559582011-03-15T21:28:08.684-06:002011-03-15T21:28:08.684-06:00Absolutely. Totally agree:)Absolutely. Totally agree:)Beowulfahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08401458930362134682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8815887911092676043.post-82419003636948515812011-03-15T21:21:37.683-06:002011-03-15T21:21:37.683-06:00Yeah, we don't have kids yet, but when we do (...Yeah, we don't have kids yet, but when we do (I'm convinced one of them will be a girl) I plan to buy a gun for specifically this reason. First time a boy comes over, I will be cleaning my gun. It's a parent's right to put the fear of God in them, right?Patrickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14029302674220969597noreply@blogger.com